President Donald Trump shared some positive news on Thursday: His coronavirus test was positive…meaning it was negative…or, in his words, “positively toward the negative.”
Did you get that?
“I tested very positively in another sense this morning,” Trump told reporters outside the White House on his way to Michigan.
“I tested positively toward negative, right?”
“I tested perfectly this morning,” he continued. “Meaning I tested negative.”
“But that’s a way of saying it: positively toward the negative,” he said.
By David Mack.